How Does One Eat When One Has Moronically Agreed to Host 5 Webinars?

Today I've Eaten:
2 Gummi Vitamins (3 stupid carbs)
3 Wedges of Brie (0 carbs), 1oz Unsalted Walnuts (0 carbs)
2 Slices Beef Summer Sausage (0 carbs)
2 Cups Coffee, Black (0 carbs)
1 Cup Earl Gray Tea (0 carbs)
Stuffed Chicken Breast (7 carbs, great...)
Sm Caesar Salad (3 carbs)
Caprese Salad (4)
3 Vodka, Club Soda & Crystal Lights, yikes (0 carbs)- oh well, it's Friday
Total: 17


Mom?  Where are you??